1. I think it would be awesome if people greeted each other using the following format:
"Hey (insert name here), I'm currently reading (insert name of book here), I think it's (insert feeling here)".
"Hey Sara, I'm currently reading The Gargoyle and I think it's AWESOME!"
This example works exceptionally well if you great me because well, that's my name and because The Gargoyle is in fact, AWESOME
2. Sorry to everyone at work that had to deal with me today. I was headachey, grumpy, and complainy in general. In short I was a grumpy pants. And i didn't even make an attempt to pretend otherwise. Sorry. My dad's advice during our random email chats today was (and i quote): "If you're grumpy and you know it, have a drink."